Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaur femur or the future. Amplify your youthfulness with today’s Groupon: for $57, you get a Lulum Energy body or facial treatment at Midwest Anti-Aging in Prairie Village (a $189 value).
Midwest Anti-Aging's aestheticians harness modern spa technology to pamper clients with treatments that mitigate the effects of aging on the face and lower-body surfaces, including the stomach, legs, and derrière. The skin smiths brandish a Lulum Energy device to send three kinds of minute electrical currents through surface tissues, pulsating at hundreds of different frequencies so that always-surprised cells respond in a fresh and salubrious way to each charge. For 75 minutes, the triad of electrical stimuli elicits new cell growth in the skin, which tightens stretched-out epidermal plains, reduces puffiness, and unfolds wrinkles while also soothing rosacea and acne. Lymphatic flow increases to aid the detoxification process for tissues caught in the throes of regret over a reckless night of celebration. Many clients say that the non-invasive treatment feels like a massage, and because it requires no downtime for recovery, customers can show off their puff-diminished, cellulite-abated profiles immediately upon leaving. Results can last up to four weeks on the face, while youthfulization of the stomach, legs, and derrière can last many years with healthy eating and exercise. Call ahead to schedule an appointment or to test the efficacy of a brand-new corded phone.
Clients space out to the strains of meditational music during treatments at Midwest Anti-Aging, a place where the experience of each skin service is almost as important as its results. Aestheticians examine the skin’s composition before each facial so they can tailor the treatment regimen to fight signs of aging, dryness, or snowmobile tracks. Chemical peels and microdermabrasion treatments whisk away expired skin cells to reveal soft facial surfaces, and body scrubs bring the same exfoliating touch to the torso. Blemishes shrink and creases soften during Lulum Energy treatments, which awaken sleepy skin cells with electrical microcurrents. In addition to melting muscle tension, massages stimulate circulation to make complexions glow. Complimentary touches abound at the center, from oatmeal cookies and bottled water to a towel service that prevents clients from having to dry their skin with the faint breeze from a passing helicopter.