What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Spare the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today’s Groupon from Midwest Cleaning Solutions in Saint Francis. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get interior and exterior window cleaning for one level of your home (a $79.85 value).
- For $40, you get exterior power washing for one level of your home ($100 value).
Midwest Cleaning Solutions’ home sanitation wizards expunge exteriors of grime and clear up window panes with a scroll of professional home-washing services, available to any domicile that resides within a 100-mile radius of Saint Francis. The interior and exterior window cleaning tasks an experienced technician to wipe away nosy neighbors’ handprints and footprints from windows both inside and out one level of your home. The power-wash, conversely, uses its hydromuscle to forcefully evict loitering grime from your cabin’s outer shell, saving homeowners the bother of hiring hunky firemen to hug and kiss aluminum siding until it promises to clean up.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid for option purchased only. By appointment only. Valid only for 1 level, regardless of size. Additional fees apply for some storm windows. Valid within 100 miles of area code 55070. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.