While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a full dental exam (an $80 value), x-rays (a $289 value), teeth cleaning (an $89 value), and a teeth-whitening tray (a $200 value) at Midwest Dental (a $658 total value). This Groupon is valid at the Eagan and Waconia locations.

Midwest Dental's smile-strengthening services keep teeth healthy and happy, beginning with a comprehensive oral exam to check for cavities, gum problems, and long-lost car keys. X-rays allow dentists to ensure mouth bones are strong enough to bite through fashionably overcooked steaks, and the plaque-blasting power of a professional teeth-cleaning session scours away dental detritus. To give enameled oral surfaces a brilliance that matches their inner strength, Midwest Dental's tray teeth whitening significantly brightens ivory people-tusks.