Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today’s Groupon to Midwest Medical Aesthetics in Leawood. Choose between the following options:

• For $149, you get 20 units of Botox Cosmetic or 50 units of Dysport in one area (a $300 value).
• For $279, you get 40 total units of Botox Cosmetic or 100 total units of Dysport in two areas (a $600 value).<p>

Kathleen Stegman, EdD, RN and president of Midwest Medical Aesthetics, combats facial creases with muscle-relaxing micro injections of Botox Cosmetic and Dysport. Each application of Botox or Dysport plumps and smoothes crinkled areas, such as foreheads, lips, necks, or tinfoil hats. Each session takes about 5–10 minutes, and patients can return to work or daily activities the same day without any downtime. Full results of the Botox injections become apparent in five to seven days, and full results of Dysport appear in two to four days. Results of both treatments, like an abridged fireman calendar, may last for up to four months, and depend on the patient’s lifestyle and body chemistry.

Dysport and Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Dysport and Botox first.