Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox (a $240 value) at the Midwest Skin Institute.

The Midwest Skin Institute was developed to take years off faces with minimally invasive practices. Treatments take place in a private consultation room, where a licensed nurse practitioner asks each client to make certain facial expressions, identifying muscle contractions and poker tells. She then administers fresh, Allergan-purchased Botox to soften vertical frown lines. As the treatment blocks nerve impulses, weakened facial muscles release their tyrannical grip on crow's feet and lines around the neck, resulting in a rejuvenated and less feather-coated countenance. The process takes 10–15 minutes, and eyes of beholders can enjoy the results for up to four months.

The Midwest Skin Institute provides a warm, compassionate atmosphere for all its clients. In the waiting room, sleek leather loungers happily welcome patients' posteriors, and hanging pendant lamps brush the interior with soft light, highlighting modern artwork that, like a fashion-conscious chameleon, blends into the citrine and burgundy walls.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.