Although spider veins can be erased entirely, many an arachnid has been ostracized from the web for suffering from incurable people legs. Rectify subdermal spinnerets with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one microsclerotherapy spider-vein treatment and a screening exam at Midwest Vein Center in Glenview (a $375 value). This Groupon is valid at the Glenview location only.

The vein vanguards at Midwest Vein Center devote themselves exclusively to the treatment and eradication of spider and varicose veins. After scheduling an appointment, clients will undergo a pretreatment screening to ensure that sclerotherapy is the appropriate plan of anatomical action. Dr. Murray James Propes—a leading phlebologist who recently received the American College of Phlebology scholarship—will conduct the screening.

Over the microsclerotherapy session, a superfine needle injects a surprise assault on camping veins, igniting them in a final, fleeting flare up before squeezing them into epidermal oblivion after a few weeks. With minimal discomfort the nonsurgical vein-erasing procedure typically lasts around 30 minutes. No downtime is required after the treatment, freeing clients to immediately return to normal routines of work, running errands, and teaching the dog how to properly landscape.