Putting a man on the moon was briefly considered mankind's greatest achievement, until Neil Armstrong invented sliced bread. Savor civilization's finest creation with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of hand-cut deli meat, sandwiches, and prepared fare at Mike Best's Meat Market.
The deli denizens at Mike Best's Meat Market hand-slice sandwich meat, assemble a medley of prepared fare, and reign over an impressive potpourri of proteins, including handmade sausages. Midday visitors can peruse a variety of offerings from the lunch menu before sating hunger or filling cracks in building foundations with marinated steak sandwiches ($7.25), or a rotating selection of plate lunches ($7.99). Mike's handmade, house-smoked sausages ($6.19/lb.) are available in a variety of encased varieties, such as herb-flecked english bangers, spicy italian sausages, and german brats. Expertly butchered cuts reclining inside deli cases include rib-eye steaks ($18.99/lb.), pork chops ($4.99/lb.), and lamb loin ($18.99/lb.). Those opting to dine in can nosh on edibles inside the casual dining room, equipped with two flat-screen televisions, complimentary WiFi, and unlimited napkin-related conversations.