People often do things in hotels that they would never do in their own homes, such as sleep soundly, watch Marley & Me, or let the kids drink as much shampoo as they want. Let loose with today's Groupon: for $85, you get a one-night stay in a two-bedroom villa suite at Mike Ditka Resorts Runaway Beach Club in Kissimmee (up to a $175 value).
Former NFL head coach Mike Ditka's luxurious, Caribbean-themed Runaway Beach Club sprawls across 16 acres in Kissimmee. Dunk on your kids at the indoor basketball court, melt calories at the fitness center, churn clockwise in the whirlpool, or repose pool-side at one of the club's two tropical-themed swimming holes. Bright-hued lounge chairs and umbrellas surround each pool, and island-themed villas ease the transition from tropical days to tranquil nights. Each two-bedroom villa suite houses a full kitchen and a washer and dryer, and each suite's three beds and one queen-size sleeper sofa comfortably sleep six adults. Polished off with a Pacifically approved palette of yellows, blues, and whites, each pastel suite is fit for a unicorn king.
Like a child’s heart, the resort is located just three miles from Walt Disney World, with free shuttle service to and from the park. Nearby attractions include Universal Studios, Sea World, and fishing, golf, and eco-tourism spots.