A party just isn't a party until someone recites "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" in a top hat shaped like a beer mug. With today's hard-partying Groupon, $15 gets you get $30 worth of party supplies and Pittsburgh-themed merchandise at the legendary Mike Feinberg Company in the heart of the Strip District.
The Steelers narrowly missed this year's post season, not because they were a bad team, but because there weren't enough black and gold grill covers, baby bottles, and fuzzy dice feeding the team's energy. Browse these and other items in Mike Feinberg's online store, but you must use your Groupon in the real world. Whether you're after Penguins, Pirates, Steelers, general Pittsburgh merchandise, or you're still without the Terrible Towel, Mike Feinberg has got you covered in pixie clown dust.
You can find anything you need and possibly don't need (but want) at this mecca of knick-knacks and party-wacks. It carries a variety of world flags ($3 for a 12''x18''), new baby merch such as the "It's a boy" soccer ball ($12.99), gift bags ($.65–$1.70), and other necessities.
If people were complaining about your last party's lack of pizzazz, silence their ungrateful buzz with an overload of decorations and general wackiness. Pick up some fanciful top hats ($1.10–$6) to class up the joint with a bit of plastic and glitter. Round up all the essentials (such as a gross of candy lipstick, $14.50) for a child's birthday party and the mandatory accompanying gift bags. All the items inside the house that Mike Feinberg built (using only sporks) are reasonably priced and fun to peruse, so head out with your Groupon and return with a bag stuffed with novelties that may one day save your life.
- I can\'t [sic] say enough good things about this company... Customer service was AWESOME!!! Thank you Mike Feinberg!!! We will be back. – Customer, Yahoo! Shopping
- Pittsburgh paraphenalia [sic] galore! Where else can you find a penguins lanyard, a penguins 3' by 5' flag, Lithuanian flags and Pittsburgh postcards all in one stop? I love this place. – Celeste A., Yelp
- This store is STUFFED full of all kinds of things that you will suddenly absolutely need and it's reasonably priced. It's also the perfect place to buy some junk to take home to your friends. – Carrie C., Yelp
Follow Mike Feinberg Company on Twitter: @mikefeinbergco