Though spinning massive amounts of dough above one's head is an amusing way to display a coin collection, it requires superhuman stamina to maintain. Rest your triceps and leave the dough-spinning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $16, you get two standard (non-gourmet) large pizzas with up to three toppings and a two-liter bottle of Pepsi from Mike N' Dangelo's Italian Restaurant in Girard.

Using only the finest ingredients, the Italian masterminds behind Mike N'Dangelo's homey haunt prepare slow-cooked sauces and hand-rolled meatballs daily for their menu of classic and specialty pizzas, like the gourmet gravity well that is the M&D Supreme and the Philly Steak. Creative circular connoisseurs can assemble their own decadent Frankenpies out of toppings like pepperoni, meatballs, mushrooms, sweet peppers, black olives, real bacon, anchovies, electricity, and pineapple. The comfortable atmosphere and kid's menu make Mike 'N Dangelos a go-to for groups of all sizes, shapes, and consistencies. Call ahead for large groups or stormtrooper class reunions.