Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona body-slimming treatments at Milan Laser Aesthetics in Papillion (a $2,400 value).

Under the expert guidance of board-certified physician Dr. Roy Holeyfield Jr., the staff at Milan Laser Aesthetics harness the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. Before embarking on the body-slimming venture, patients meet with an experienced staff member for a comprehensive consultation to discuss the desired results, medical history, treatment details, and finer points of laser shadow puppetry. Clients begin each session by relaxing beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, liquefying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.

Technicians perform the treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.