What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Miles Away Massage Therapy.
During a relaxing one-hour Swedish massage, licensed massage therapist Misti Miles pleasantly applies pressure to chase out lower back pain, while helping to soften injured, tired, or overused muscles. Swedish massages use long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for Swedish massage. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.