Gain access to a masculine oasis that caters to men in a manner usually reserved mer-creatures and millionaires' pets with today's Groupon. For $15, you get a style consultation, haircut, shampoo and scalp massage ($32), and a manly manicure ($22) at Miles & Lyle Luxury Barbershop, a $54 total value. Step into the secret location in Aventura, and you'll be entering a luxurious lion's den of a man cave. Leather-filled lounges and private rooms create a town-square atmosphere fit for a gentlemanly gathering. Ponder life's great mysteries (such as whether the sports game team will score a playoff berth, or exactly where in the world Carmen Sandiego is) while you wait for your appointment to begin.
Male beautifying used to be reserved for royalty, or members of the Timberlake dynasty, and it is the goal of Miles & Lyle to make you feel like the 5th Duke of Bedford. Your aptly named Royal Haircut starts with a complimentary consultation. After you and your barber decide on the best 'do for you, the trimming begins. Artful snips will magically transform mangy mops to crisp cuts. You can even request a sprucing up of your nose and ears, which may become jealous and want mini hairdos of their own. The subsequent shampoo and conditioning treatment removes any stray snipped ends hiding among your reformed head of hair. A relaxing scalp massage is followed by a rinse, style, and splash of cologne, bringing the procedure to a wistful yet inevitable end. Once you've had your manly tresses thoroughly shaped and sculpted by a hair artiste, you'll understand the value of a good haircut and will be able to prove Goldbach's Conjecture.
Moving from follicles to fingers, you'll get a Dual Buff Royal Manicure. Soak tired hands in a warm bath to remedy neglected cuticles and soothe years of hard worth in a paraffin bath, made out of humanely slaughtered paraffins. You'll then be subjected to not a singular, but dual buffing to get your hands two times as malleable. Last but not least, you'll receive a limbering hand and arm massage. Soft and buttery mitts and forearms—and your complimentary glass of wine—will make the perfect companions to your new razor-sharp hair.
- The haircut was just the way I wanted it. A waiting room has an espresso-cappuccino machine and a computer so I had a minute to get my email. The chairs in the lounge were great. I am looking forward to indulging in all their services... – Steven B., Insider Pages
- Great Place, Greater Service!: This has got to be the best barbershop in the world. All services are done in private rooms with flat screen TVS, satellite radio, etc. etc. – Alan S, Yahoo! Local
- Haircuts are done in private rooms with nice, soft leather barber chairs with built-in massagers, and every stylist I've had there has always taken their time to make sure the job is done right. – Greg A., Yelp
Your Hair Dreams and What They Mean
Hair is one of the most common dream-symbols, and its appearances in your dreams are often related to your subconscious thoughts and worries. Here are some common hair-dreams and what your mind is really saying:
The Dream: You are bald.
What It Means: You are worried about losing your hair, OR, if you are already bald, you are worried about losing your jet-ski business.
The Dream: You have hair in places it doesn't normally grow.
What It Means: You are worried about the onset of puberty, OR, if you have already gone through puberty, you are worried about the dreaded Double Puberty.
The Dream: Your hair has grown to extraordinary lengths.
What It Means: You are worried about an upcoming haircut, OR, if you're China's Xie Qiuping, you are worried about your jet-ski business.
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