Like Samson, a man's physical strength is directly proportional to the length of his hair, which is why The Beatles spent most of the 1960s crushing classical marble busts with their bare hands. Trade some strength for a new look with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a style consultation, haircut, shampoo, scalp massage, and a manly manicure (a $54 value) at Miles & Lyle Luxury Barbershop in Aventura.
Step into the luxurious lion's den of a man cave, where leather-filled lounges and private rooms create a town-square atmosphere fit for a gentlemanly gathering. The aptly named Royal Haircut starts with a complimentary consultation. After you and your barber decide on the best 'do for you, the trimming begins. Artful snips will magically transform mangy mops to crisp cuts. You can even request a sprucing up of your nose and ears, which may become jealous and want mini hairdos of their own. The subsequent shampoo and conditioning treatment removes any stray snipped renegades hiding amid your reformed head of hair. A relaxing scalp massage is followed by a rinse, style, and splash of cologne, bringing the procedure to a wistful yet inevitable end. Once you've had your manly tresses thoroughly shaped and sculpted by a hair artiste, you'll understand the value of a good haircut and will be able to prove Goldbach's Conjecture.
Moving from follicles to fingers, you'll get a Dual Buff Royal Manicure. Soak tired hands in a warm bath to remedy neglected cuticles and soothe years of hard worth in a paraffin bath, made out of humanely slaughtered paraffins. You'll then be subjected to a dual buffing to get your hands two times as malleable. Last but not least, you'll receive a limbering hand and arm massage. Soft and buttery mitts and forearms—and your complimentary glass of wine—will make the perfect companions to your new razor-sharp hair.
Calling ahead for an appointment is recommended, but not necessary.
Miles & Lyle received 3.5 stars on average from Yelpers:
- I haven't enjoyed a haircut experience nor the haircut itself as much as I did this one. From the private room where you get your cut to the great service and the new sense of style you'll walk out with this is a great place. – Michael C.
- Haircuts are done in private rooms with nice, soft leather barber chairs with built-in massagers, and every stylist I've had there has always taken their time to make sure the job is done right. – Greg A.
19044 NE 29th Ave.
Aventura, Florida 33180Get Directions