Dermal fillers became popular after scotch-tape facelifts and learning to walk upside down proved unsuccessful. Fight fine lines with modern treatments with today's Groupon: for $69, you get 10 units of Botox at Mill Creek Skin & Laser Center (a $150 value).

Dr. Yann G. Lin and his staff of professional technicians at Mill Creek Skin & Laser Center safely smooth out unwanted wrinkles with FDA-approved Botox treatments. Dr. Lin consults with each patient before injecting wrinkle zones with thin-tipped needles during the 30-minute treatment. The protein solution is inserted directly below the wrinkles where the purified compound hypnotizes overzealous muscles, putting them into a deep sleep for up to six months. Patients can combat excessive sweating with a battalion of Botox, which stonewalls chemical signals to the nerves that cause pores to drip during public speeches or while feeding grapes to an alligator. Botox sessions require no downtime, and full results may be seen in two weeks. Depending on the severity of the wrinkles, additional Botox units ($15/unit) may be necessary to leave complexions smoother than an olive-oiled beluga whale.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.