What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up the ruse with today's Groupon: for $119, you get a 75-minute oxygenating booster facial (a $150 value), microdermabrasion session (a $50 value), and eye-and-lip treatment (a $50 value) at Milla's Treatment Boutique (up to a $250 total value).
The skin specialists at Milla's Treatment Boutique help smooth and enhance epidermal appearance with minimally invasive procedures. A 60-minute, organic oxygenating booster facial rejuvenates visages and imbues them with a radiance normally reserved for anglerfish inside a crystal decanter. Applications of Hungarian paprika, cucumbers, parsley, and stonecrop cactus attempt to lighten any hyperpigmentation and brighten signs of fatigued skin without soliciting the assistance of bleaching agents. An add-on microdermabrasion treatment will then till the uppermost layer of dermal topsoil while seeking to refine the face's pores.
After facials, à la carte exfoliating eye and lip treatments can further the beautification process. A Bright Eyes treatment targets an array of skin types with a naseberry gel followed by a salve of red clover and evening primrose intended to reinforce collagen fibers while minimizing any evidence of dehydration. A blended poultice of cucumber and bearberry then targets inflammation, and wild plums and brightening herbs attempt to replace dark circles with shining halos. Lip treatments gently exfoliate kissables with orange peel, papaya, and pineapple before a peptide-rich masque attempts to pep up collagen's shapeliness with the power of pomegranate. Vitamin E and lemon balm will then seek to permeate lips with a velvety finish, softer than a marshmallow wrapped in memory foam.
Although Milla's Treatment Boutique occasionally offers discounts on its website, today's Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid until 8/2/11. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or $30 fee may apply. New clients only. Valid for listed service only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Milla's Treatment Boutique
As a performing-arts enthusiast and member of the Screen Actors Guild, Milla of Milla’s Treatment Boutique has been in plenty of situations where she wanted to look her best. That’s why she takes so much care with her clients’ treatments, customizing them based on each client’s skin type. After analyzing the complexion’s situation, Milla concocts a facial to treat oily skin, rosacea, or wrinkles. She can enhance the results of these facials with microdermabrasion and laser treatments that further reduce fine lines, redness, and blemishes. Milla and her team exclusively use Éminence organic skincare products, which are composed of USDA-certified organic herbs, fruits, and flower buds and are free of parabens, robot blood, and petroleum.