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What You'll Get
Unlike shrimp, rainbows, and the average exam score of a freshman Intro to Astrophysics class, human spines shouldn’t be curved. Ease backbones into place with today's Groupon to Millennium Wellness Group. Choose between the following options:
- For $37, you get a 60-minute customized massage (a $75 value).
- For $45, you get four 30-minute aqua massages (a $120 value).
The staff at the rehabilitation-focused Millennium Wellness Group employ their pliant paws to work away patients' bothersome bundles of tension and other muscle ailments. During the one-hour customizable massage, an experienced therapist chats with the patient during a complimentary chiropractic or physical-therapy consultation to get to know the patient's specific needs before treatment. Back and neck pain are no match for the massage therapists who knead through tautness with the precision of a stilt walker navigating a pothole-riddled sidewalk. Each specially appointed stroke alleviates anxiety, activating the body's blood flow and stimulating sleepy lymphatic systems.
Four 30-minute aqua massages, which also include the complimentary consultation, nestle patients in the comfortable confines of the aqua-massage machine. Reposing bodies lay down fully clothed so that a bar containing 36 water jets can travel candidly across their bodies, massaging muscles and keeping clients perfectly dry.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.