What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get six Zerona treatments at one of seven area treatment centers. Value of treatment varies by location. Choose from the following options:
- Laser Sculpture's offices in Torrance, Los Angeles, and Tarzana (a $2,800 value).
- The Inner Health and Wellness Center in Tarzana (a $2,000 value).
- Miller Family Chiropractic in Arcadia (a $2,400 value).
- IMG by Dr. Ho, at the Torrance office (a $2,400 value).
- Beverly Hills Health Center in Beverly Hills (a $2,400 value).
- DermaPhil Laser and Skin Care Center in Burbank (a $3,000 value).
Deftly directed by their respective doctors, the staffs of these six slimming-centers harness the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for up to 45 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
For best results, technicians strive to perform the six treatment sessions in 48¬–72 hour intervals over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person. May buy 1 addl Miller Family, IMG, or Beverly Hills Center option as a gift, 2 Inner Health or DermaPhil options as gifts, and multiple Laser Sculpture options as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. Must activate by 1/22/12, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. Must be 18+, or have guardian consent. Must use all treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.