What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $30, you get your choice of a Swedish, therapeutic, or sports massage at Mindful Touch Massage in Newburgh.
During each hour-long massage, a skillful therapist will mollify muscles while freeing minds from the clingy clutches of stress. Battered bodies can relax under the focused attention of a therapeutic massage, which hones in on tense tendons, or unwind during a classic Swedish massage, which soothes with the gentle strokes and the light touch necessary to become a competitive flapjack flipper. Geared toward relieving athletic injuries, the sports massage is engineered to assuage pains resulting from weekend pickup games, daily jogs, or monthly chair jousting. While the talented massage therapist lambastes muscular anxiety, clients can soak in the calming ambience of warm lighting and artistic accents.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By phone appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New clients only. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.