What You'll Get
Like a tuft of wheatgrass given as a Christmas present, the human body looks best when it's enveloped in all-natural wrapping paper. Obtain a fitting wrapper with today's Groupon to Minska Massage in Edmond. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get an inch-loss aloe wrap (an $80 value).
- For $60, you get an inch-loss body wrap with a cellulite treatment (a $125 value).
Minska Massage's able staff reinvigorates patrons through enzyme-active aloe vera and cellulite wraps that aim to reduce excess pudge and stray toxins. During the first sweat-free treatment, clients lie comfortably swaddled within a warming blanket for 45 minutes as the aloe seeps into deeper deposits of fatty tissues. After infiltration, the substance attempts to dissolve toxins into the bloodstream, where they await elimination through sweating or natural functions such as spitting venomously at rival talk-show hosts.
Once the coverings have been removed, clients are advised to drink a gallon of water within 24 hours to expedite the purging process. Those who opt for cellulite therapy get an additional 15 minutes of focused massage to further break apart fatty deposits and inflamed kickball injuries. Although visible amounts of reduction may be seen after 1 session, Minska recommends 7–12 treatments to yield optimal results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Minska Massage
Minska Massage specializes in services that relax and transform the body. The staff of attentive massage therapists performs its healing art in every environment imaginable, from offices to homes to the comforts of three spa locations. Massage services help soothe pains caused by athletic activity or knot-inducing office work, and lengthy sessions can help bodies release toxins locked deep within muscles. The team of aestheticians perfects bodies’ appearances with body wraps, saunas, and other services designed to reduce cellulite or trim inches off waists and thighs in time for beach season, high-school reunions, or National Leave Your Pants at Home Day.