According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $49, you get the executive detail (a $100 value) at Miranda Detailing, a mobile detailing service that travels to the homes of its clients (an additional travel fee of up to $10 applies to destinations more than 15 miles from its Hawkbill Road headquarters). This deal is valid for standard-sized vehicles; larger vehicles such as SUVs and minivans are subject to an extra charge ($20–$30).

Miranda brings its arsenal of cleaning products and professional diaper changers to change road babies in their own cribs. The executive detail package includes a hand wash and dry of the car’s exterior, bug and tree sap removal, and a complete wipe down with soft microfiber cloths. Once the hull is twinkling like the eye of a child with diamonds for eyes, a feverous scrub session cleans wheel wells, tires, and rims before dressing them in a shiny, protective coat.

As the interior dash, console, doorjambs, and trunk lids are being properly spruced up for teatime, the windows and rubber mats will take a turn getting spotlessly clean in showers. Before the final strawberry-wax kiss, the entire interior and trunk will be vacuumed. After this marathon of vehicular cleansing, your motored steed will be sparkling and ready for its high-speed parade through the annual Chili Cart and Exotic Eggs Festival.

Reviews

Merchant Circle reviewers give Miranda Detailing an average of 4.9 stars:

• I'm so glad that I decided to let Miranda Detailing take care of my jeep. I have tried several different car detailers but have FINALLY found the best! – LaCretia
• They were great! My car looks new and they came the next day. Showed up on time, very polite and professional. I got one of the premium packages and it was well worth it, they worked on my car for good 3 1/2 hours and it was gorgeous afterwords [sic]. – Kim W.