Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Mitigate the monotony with today's Groupon: for $60, you get the Sapphire Winter Finish detail (a $125 value) from Miranda Detailing, a mobile detailing service that travels to the homes of its clients (an additional travel fee of $2.50/mile may be applied if it's farther than 10 miles from their Hawkbill Road headquarters). This deal is valid for standard-sized vehicles; larger vehicles such as SUVs and minivans are subject to an extra charge ($20–$30).
Miranda brings its arsenal of cleaning products and professional diaper changers to change road babies in their own cribs. The Sapphire Winter Finish package includes a hand wash and dry of the car’s exterior, salt and bird dropping breakdown, and a complete wipe down with soft microfiber cloths. Once the hull is twinkling like the eye of a child with diamonds for eyes, a feverous scrub session cleans wheel wells, tires, and rims before dressing them in a shiny coat to defend against winter's icy tendrils.