Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Mitigate the monotony with today's Groupon: for $59, you get the Crystal Finish detail package from Miranda Detailing (a $125 value). This deal is valid for standard-sized vehicles; larger vehicles such as SUVs and minivans are subject to an extra charge ($20–$30). Miranda Detailing provides at-home service to the surrounding areas, though an additional fee of up to $15 applies for travel more than 15 miles from the Miranda Detailing location.

Locally owned by a husband and wife team, the cadre of experienced car cleaners at Miranda Detailing spiff up sloppy autos with extensive, at-home mobile detailing services. Celebrate spring with a Crystal Finish package that wages war against squatting winter scum with a formidable hand wash-and-dry process, which coats vehicles in a rich lather that breaks down dirt and minimizes hypnotic, Freudian slip-inducing swirls. With exteriors sparkling, Miranda’s auto experts de-gunk interiors and trunks before extracting dirt, grime, and precious, misplaced gems from floor mats. A thorough window wash and express wax round out the package, and a feverous scrub session preps wheel wells, tires, and rims for leisurely windows-down drives that allow passengers to compare spring-breeze-scented dryer sheets to the real thing.