What You'll Get
Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, and shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon to Miss Jenny's Dry Cleaning, valid exclusively for delivery within the business's service area. Choose from the following options:
- For $8, you get laundry service for 10 machine-pressable shirts (a $21.90 value).
- For $14, you get dry cleaning for six items (up to a $65.94 value).
- For $20, you get laundry service for 10 machine-pressable shirts and dry cleaning for six items (up to an $87.84 value).
Miss Jenny's Dry Cleaning carts disheveled duds from doorstep to store and back again, returning crisp clothes that have been brightened by a human touch. The garment chauffeur swings by most of the 33 service areas on a regular, two-day-per-week schedule, picking up dingy shirts or cardboard suits in personalized bags issued to each household. Service days vary by area, but orders are consistently returned gleaming and fresh on the next regularly scheduled service day. Caretakers follow up each cleansing with a thorough inspection, carefully purging rogue stains, repairing small problems such as worn or broken buttons, polishing rusty chainmail, and hand finishing most items.
Although there is no additional fee for fine materials such as diaphanous silks or fragile beaded fabrics, large household goods, alterations, and shoe repairs generally require more time. Clients choose a sheltered location for pickup and delivery of their apparel, where Miss Jenny's team installs a small brass hook on which to hang fibers and cure sausages out of harm's way. If residents sharing an address diverge on laundry preferences, they will receive separate bags bar coded to reveal their designs for dandydom.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Online registration required. New clients only. Valid only for delivery. Not valid for household items, leather items, shoe repair, or wedding dresses. Secure, weather-sheltered area required for pick-up and drop-off. May redeem across up to 3 visits. May redeem across 3 orders. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.