Art can express a variety of human feelings, from joy at the birth of a child to confusion at the birth of a man-child. Eloquently articulate your emotions with today's Groupon: for $70, you get four kids’ art classes at Mission: Renaissance (up to a $140.25 value, depending on location). Choose from the following locations: Anaheim Hills, Irvine, Laguna Niguel, or Rancho Santa Margarita.

For more than three decades, Mission: Renaissance has unveiled the secrets of great artworks in its fine-arts classes, building two-dimensional beauty with three-dimensional depth. Each studio enables small classes of students ages 5–12 to draw upon their inner artistes with individualized instruction in drawing, painting, and mashed-potato sculpting. Children can unleash fantastic worlds of color and shape with charcoal, pastels, and watercolors in foundation classes meant to mirror apprentice-style learning. Both the registration fee and materials are included in this deal, saving paint-lacking students from having to capture a wild rainbow and milk it for its precious hues.