Ancient Chinese warriors would don armor covered in porcupine quills before battle until it was discovered that these magical needles healed enemies' ailments. Gently poke away pain with today's Groupon: for $29, new clients get a consultation and treatment session (a $125 value) at Mission Viejo Acupuncture on Chrisanta Drive.
Transferring energy from pin to skin, licensed acupuncturist Richard Bishop takes patient wellness into his hands, healing aches and pains with natural techniques. Acupuncture pairs the ancient practice of Eastern medicine with modern healing techniques that relax the body and regulate its qi. Upon arrival at the clinic, patients will receive a consultation with a medical professional to discuss patients' needs and debate the likelihood of a sea-monkey uprising. After an enlightening discussion, Groupon holders may receive treatments for a range of ailments, including headaches, arthritis, weight-loss, chronic fatigue, and chronically poor grammar. Many services require several sessions to see results, though the benefits of these all-natural treatments may be felt immediately.