Since the beginning of time, skin has protected the human race from predators' attempts to consume both internal organs and buried emotions. Thank your skin for its hard work with today's Groupon: for $25, you get an initial acupuncture treatment at Missouri Acupuncture Services (an $85 value). As a Groupon customer, if you want to return after your initial treatment, you'll get 20% off your next appointment.
Guided by the philosophies of traditional Chinese medicine, Missouri Acupuncture offers treatments that help to reduce numerous physical unpleasantries, such as muscle and joint pain, migraines, anxiety, and digestive disorders. Initial visits vary in duration, sometimes lasting up to 90 minutes, but all start with a consultation with one of the clinic's licensed practitioners, who will discuss the patient’s medical history and develop a healing plan.
Diminutive needles are then inserted into strategic skin locations, targeting unique ailments and terrifying passing balloons. Missouri Acupuncture Services recommends a complete treatment course–which varies based on condition–for full results. However, health betterment can be seen as soon as the first or second treatment. Additionally, unlike invasive surgery, there is no downtime for recovery, allowing a speedy return to competitive races around the sun.