What You'll Get
Like vampires, mosquitoes feed on human blood, are most active right after sunset, and play a major role in almost every modern work of fiction. Ward off pesky plot stealers with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a full-acre fogging from Mist-a-Mosquito (a $100 value). Bug shoo-ers will travel within 100 miles of downtown Charleston.
Mist-a-Mosquito's biodegradable skeeter beater keeps bloodsuckers away from cookouts, parties, and other backyard activities for up to a month. Clients can remain at their houses while the drizzlers spread their potion over an acre of land, taking roughly 20–30 minutes to ensure a proper coating. The spray is composed of pyrethrum, an oil derived from chrysanthemums, making it biodegradable while effectively playing on mosquitoes' natural distaste for words that have three consonants in a row.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.