What You'll Get
Mattresses soak up lots of contaminants, including dreams about toxic chemicals and spilled barbecue sauce from that time you ate a turducken in bed. Deep clean your mattress with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a mattress sanitization for one mattress from Mites Out Marin (up to a $79 value). This Groupon is valid within 40 miles of San Francisco.
Mites Out Marin defeats mattress-dwelling dust mites with dry, chemical-free sanitization treatments. Invisible to the naked eye, dust mites feed on shed human-skin flakes and Beanie Baby tears, producing as much as 200 times their body weight in excrement during their lifetime. Sanitation starts with a free mattress-contamination test which unmasks the hidden contaminants in each slumber sponge. Then, skillful exoskeleton slayers will suck surface debris into a high-powered vacuum before shining UVC germicidal light deep into mattresses' dense down jungle, where insect interlopers are snuffed out with pulses of photon power.
Mites Out Marin's pillow purifiers can treat king- and queen-size mattresses (a $79 value). The roughly 22-minute process concludes with a spritz of all-natural citrus scent and can alleviate allergy symptoms that include coughing, sniffles, and repeated nightmares about becoming a starfish.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Not valid for sale items. Valid only within a 40 mile radius of San Francisco. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.