Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $41, you get a one-hour massage at The MLD Clinic (an $82 value).
The MLD Clinic soothes and detoxifies tissues through the techniques of manual lymphatic drainage. In a 60-minute massage, a trained therapist certified by the Dr. Vodder School applies light and precise hand movements to epidermal terrain, eschewing long strokes, vigorous kneading, and dramatic monologues in an effort to promote the decongesting flow of lymphatic fluid within tissues without increasing blood circulation. The clinic's specialists lavish their soothing touch directly on the skin, not letting even oils, lotions, or mime-constructed invisible walls come between their hands and the client's epidermis. The technique can help the lymphatic system flush away harmful toxins and reduce painful swelling in bodily tissues.