What You'll Get
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting; it’s demanding; and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Paint friends and frenemies alike with a barrage of liquid bullets with today’s Groupon. For $17, you get admission, equipment rental, unlimited field time for the day, and 200 paintballs at MN Pro Paintball (a $39.90 total value) in Lakeville. This Groupon is valid for Saturday and Sunday walk-on play only. Participants under 18 years of age must have a guardian sign a waiver in paint, blood, or ink, depending on convenience.
As the closest paintball park to the Twin Cities, MN Pro Paintball gives thrill seekers an exhilarating opportunity to run, roll, play dead, and kamikaze their way to splatter-happy battlefield supremacy. Seven different fields showcase woodsy terrain speckled with towers and trenches, as well as tournament-style areas with inflatable bunkers and checkpoints guarded by limbless black knights. Certified group coordinators ensure a safe environment by supervising all games and ejecting any bullying rule breakers from the game, often via catapult. Participants will take the field fully girded with a marker (paint gun), goggles, air tank (with unlimited refills), hopper, barrel bag, and 200 paintballs.
Crawl on your belly over rocks and dash between bunkers while small paint-filled capsules hum past your ears. Tuck, roll, and shout anguished "Noooooos!" in slow motion. Best of all, open fire on unsuspecting opponents, besties, or co-workers, decimating them in a splatter of vibrant color. At MN Pro Paintball, war games meet high-velocity paint tag with today's action-packed Groupon.
Reviews
Pbreview.com reviewers shared their thoughts about MN Pro Paintball. Four Google Maps users give five stars, and more than 250 fans show their support on Facebook:
- The fields are great...Timberline Ridge and Artillery Hill have a ton of bunkers and are great for close up games. if [sic] you like to crawl through the trees your field would be Sherwood. The Xball field is kept in good condition. As for refs, they know what they are doing… – bigsarge90, Prbreview.com
- This is a great field, it doesnt [sic] have a bunch of annoying weeds like the spikeys or stickers. – aznxpride94, Pbreview.com
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Valid for Saturday/Sunday walk-on play only. Not valid with other offers. If under 18, guardian must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About MN Pro Paintball
On MN Pro Paintball's 10 outdoor fields spanning 150 acres, players are immersed in a combat-style experience, darting amongst towers and trenches to avoid the paintballs whizzing through the air. Two commanders lead each team through each mission-based battle, guiding participants as they duck and weave, and certified guides supervise battles to ensure that combatants play fairly and wear their mandatory eye protection. The insured facility rents out traditional equipment from protective gear to ammo carriers, and also carries smoke and paint grenades.