What You'll Get
Getting your family together for a fun game of laser tag is an easier way to keep track of the kids than ear tagging, which generally requires tranquilizer guns. Gather your herd sans violence with today's Groupon: for $85, you get an outdoor laser tag adventure (a $200 value) at MN Pro Paintball in Lakeville. Today's deal is good for two hours of unlimited play for eight players.
The closest paintball park to the Twin Cities, MN Pro Paintball boasts more than 200 acres of eclectic terrain to facilitate friendly paintball and laser tag skirmishes. Heap futuristic mayhem and humiliation upon friends and family with a two-hour outdoor laser tag adventure appropriate for zap-happy light enthusiasts of all ages. After a tactical training session, each player is equipped with state-of-the-art laser tag gear, including a flashing vest, laser-beamer, and gung-ho attitude. Choose the scene for your beam-to-beam combat from MN Pro’s 10 different fields, including castle, urban, and forest scenarios, then navigate around obstacles, fortresses, and trees while treating your opponents as little more than bull's-eyed bar codes ripe for scanning. Throughout the two hours of unlimited battle, computerized stats document every direct hit, and a certified on-site referee officiates the game play and enforces the even-numbered clauses of the Geneva Convention. Between games, beam-slingers can cool down and plot their next attack in the shaded retreat of a private staging pavilion.
Reviews
Pbreview.com reviewers shared their thoughts about MN Pro Paintball. Four Google Maps users give five stars, and more than 800 fans show their support on Facebook:
- The fields are great...Timberline Ridge and Artillery Hill have a ton of bunkers and are great for close up games. if [sic] you like to crawl through the trees your field would be Sherwood. The Xball field is kept in good condition. As for refs, they know what they are doing… – bigsarge90, Prbreview.com
- This is a great field, it doesnt [sic] have a bunch of annoying weeds like the spikeys or stickers. – aznxpride94, Pbreview.com
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per customer, may buy multiple as gifts. Must be 18 or older or have waiver signed by guardian. Valid toward birthday parties and private groups who reserve 24+ hours in advance. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About MN Pro Paintball
On MN Pro Paintball's 10 outdoor fields spanning 150 acres, players are immersed in a combat-style experience, darting amongst towers and trenches to avoid the paintballs whizzing through the air. Two commanders lead each team through each mission-based battle, guiding participants as they duck and weave, and certified guides supervise battles to ensure that combatants play fairly and wear their mandatory eye protection. The insured facility rents out traditional equipment from protective gear to ammo carriers, and also carries smoke and paint grenades.