What You'll Get
Of all the ages, the Steam Age has proved the most fruitful, bequeathing such inventions as the steam engine, the whistling teakettle, and the pogo stick. Try another one of these steamy strokes of genius with today's Groupon: for $29, you get two steam car washes and two hours of parking from MobiGlow, located in the P1 Parkade at the Royal Centre (up to a $67.20 value, including HST). MobiGlow employs a handheld steam machine for a wash that expels grit and grime faster than a disgruntled principal can say "dunce cap" in an eco-friendly, chemical-free process. Today's Groupon is good for two of these earth-hugging car washes for regularly sized cars (normally $20 each) or SUVs (normally $30 each), as well as one hour of free parking during each wash so customers can browse the surrounding sites while their car is being bathed. Additionally, a steam car wash will not damage a car's painted exterior or ruin its new perm.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person. Both washes must be used before 5/8. Each car wash comes with 1 hour of parking. Valid for any regular size car or SUV. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.