Cars are vain and sensitive; they care about how they look and want their owners to feel proud driving them, even if it's through an inconveniently placed fruit stand. Fortify your fruit macerator with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a 21-point oil change at Mobil 1 Lube Express (a $35.99 value). This deal is valid at 13 locations and expires July 11, 2011.
To keep vehicles in top shape, Mobil 1’s skilled staff swaps out each car’s oily core, ensuring it will keep on cruising safely and efficiently. The full-service oil change includes up to 5 quarts of Mobil oil, a new oil filter, and chassis lubrication. Experienced technicians will check or fill the air filter, crankcase breather, PCV valve, transmission fluid, power-steering fluid, brake fluid, clutch fluid, windshield-washer solvent, antifreeze, battery electrolytes, wiper blades, lights, vehicle belts, tire pressure, and brakes, extending the lifespan of each vehicle and jaywalking squirrels.
Before customers peel out from the parking lot and find a peloton of cyclists to race against, the exterior windows are washed and any problems that need further maintenance will be explained. If their car stays up at night crying oil tears in the garage, customers can top off oil between services for free.