What You'll Get
Attics should be reserved for storing unwanted siblings and Grandpa's Victorian dust collection. Put excess belongings where they belong with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an 8'x16' portable-storage-container drop-off and pickup, plus two months' storage from Mobile Attic (a $389.98 value). This Groupon is valid for drop-off and pickup within 25 minutes of Mobile Attic's Charleston location.
Mobile Attic’s nomadic storage receptacles guard prized possessions within a weather-resistant, 128-square-foot, aluminum-and-steel repository (a $45 value). Each hutch is delivered to driveways, where storage seekers can fill it with their no longer needed baby cribs or use it as a spare garage for Smart Cars. Pack gerbils maintain free rein of their containers for two months' time (a $299.98 value), allowing them to empty out bulging crawlspaces. Stockpiles can then be sent on their way to the secure storage facility via Mobile Attic’s pickup service (a $45 value), or containers can be left in the driveway for the duration of the deal, piquing neighbor interest by routinely entering empty handed and leaving hours later carrying large objects wrapped in dingy canvas.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. New clients only. Valid for 8'x16' container. Valid only within 25 minutes of Charleston facility; addl fee may apply outside of service area. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.