What You'll Get
According to Newton’s fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage’s exterior with today’s Groupon to Mobile Windshield Doctor. Choose from the following options:
- For $49, you get a punch-card for 5 windshield-chip repairs (up to a $325 value).
- For $89, you get a punch-card for 10 windshield-chip repairs (up to a $650 value).
- For $39, you get $100 worth of services.<p>
The punch-cards for windshield repairs do not expire.<p>
The deft technicians at Mobile Windshield Doctor mend bruised windshield glass and detail autos during swift, drive-up repair and detailing services. Glass gurus can stabilize windshield chips in 20–30 minutes using durable Canadian-manufactured resins that cure in minutes and can withstand harsh weather. Technicians fill in windshield chips up to the size of a quarter, including double-impact divots caused by gravel or miniature asteroids, stymying the growth of the damage and restoring safe driver visibility. Because the staff does not remove the windshield during the repair, the factory seal remains intact, and all chip repairs are backed by a secret fist-bump and lifetime guarantee against water leakage. Alternatively, repairmen can begin with a triage that includes reviewing each vehicle’s family health history, applying bandages to glass cracks up to 30 inches long (a $40 initial fee plus $3/inch) as well as purging dirt from interiors during upholstery cleanings ($39.99+ for a single seat).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 7, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 10 per person. Valid only for option purchased. In-store only. Exchange windshield repair Groupons for punch-cards before 2/6/13. Must use promotional value in 1 visit for general services option. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mobile Windshield Doctor
The deft technicians at Mobile Windshield Doctor mend bruised windshield glass and purify autos with swift drive-up repair and detailing services. Glass-repairing gurus can fix windshield chips using durable Canadian-manufactured resins that cure in minutes and can withstand harsh weather. Because the staff doesn't remove or replace windshields, the factory seal remains intact, and all chip repairs are backed by a secret fist-bump and lifetime guarantee against water leakage. When they aren't healing windshields, they detail auto interiors, cleanse upholstery and carpets, and rejuvenate headlights. Upon request, technicians can also transform into mobile techs who bring their services to customers' doors with their powerful and beautiful wings.