The evolution of the three-piece suit from its four-piece predecessor is a model example of natural selection, as the flashlight-shaped top hat was a giveaway for predatory moths. Sample nature's fittest fashions with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $90 worth of made-to-measure menswear from Modasuite. Orders are placed online, and shipping is not included ($10 for 3–4 weeks, $25 express).
Modasuite creates custom ensembles of high-quality gentlemen's garments in a convenient method inspired by traditional workmanship. Patrons create online profiles and enter the specifics of their body types to the site's FitGenerator, resulting in the generation of personalized garments without the frivolous investment in James Bond-esque tailor robots. Panicked outfit selectors get a mollifying makeover with upscale suits ($450–$515), debonair pants ($170+), and crisply cut shirts ($55+). Accessories cultivate a man's ability to express his creativity, pull a look together, and match fine-spun monocles to silken mustaches, all of which are facilitated by Modasuite's wide array of ties ($45+), pocket squares ($35), and shoes ($130+). Groupon customers receive 50% off on their next order after redeeming, and all orders over $125 come with free shipping.