Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Celebrate the one thing that separates humankind from birds and reptiles with today's Groupon. For $49, you get an exam, a cleaning, and x-rays at Modern Dental on Division (a $253 total value), located in Ukrainian Village. Modern Dental on Division is open seven days a week, with Sundays reserved by special appointment only.
Modern Dental on Division eschews long-standing mallet-accompanied, medieval dentistry traditions in favor of a patient-focused, state-of-the-art approach to tooth-tending. Dr. Phillip Palella, a native of Chicago, and his staff of friendly tooth techs will say "aaah" and roll out the tongue-red carpet to patients upon their arrival at Modern Dental on Division. During the exam ($94 value), Dr. Palella will check up on chompers to deduce your dental hygiene and decide which treatments, if any, might be needed for further pearly white perfection. X-rays (normally $64) provide a more in-depth look at your mouth's enamel entities and any potential cavities or catastrophes lurking beneath them. With a cleaning ($95 value), Dr. Palella's staff will scrape and soak away tartar and other plaque plaques hanging on the walls of your dental den, leaving your mouth feeling minty fresh and your teeth looking top tier.
While getting your cleaning, enjoy the modern amenities offered at Modern Dental on Division's new office—watch TV or listen to your iPod as you recline in Modern Dental on Division's comfortable dental chairs and mind-paint presidential portraits on the ceiling. Modern Dental on Division closely adheres to standards of cleanliness and sterilization in its office, promising clients a positive dentist-going experience from start to grinnish. Get your Groupon and schedule your appointment for dental derring-do at Modern Dental on Division.
Modern Dental on Division makes Yelpers smile; they give it 4.5 stars:
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Chicago native Dr. Phillip Palella and his staff want their patients to have a relaxing experience at Modern Dental Chicago. Accordingly, they’ve fitted their cozy Lakeview clinic with high-speed Internet access, televisions in the treatment rooms, and headphones to cancel out any noise during general cleanings and root canals. Before patients kick back in the chair, they can check in quickly and paperlessly on an Android tablet and grab some juice or coffee from the refreshment bar. Dentists are also sure to set aside time at each appointment to explain all treatment options and relay any messages for the tooth fairy.
2033 West Division Street
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