Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Celebrate the one thing that separates humankind from birds and reptiles with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an exam, a cleaning, and x-rays at Modern Dental Chicago (a $253 total value). This Groupon is good at either Modern Dental on Division in Wicker Park or the new Modern Dental on Sheffield in Lakeview.
Modern Dental Chicago takes a patient-focused approach to tooth-tending. At Modern Dental, Dr. Phillip Palella, a native of Chicago, and his staff of friendly tooth techs will say "aaah" and roll out the tongue-red carpet to patients upon their arrival. During the exam (a $94 value), a Modern Dental dentist will check on chompers to deduce their dental hygiene and decide which treatments, if any, might be needed for pearly white perfection. X-rays (a $64 value) provide a more in-depth look at your mouth's enamel entities and any potential cavities or catastrophes lurking beneath them. With a cleaning (a $95 value), a hygienist will scrape and soak away tartar and other plaques hanging on the walls of your dental den, leaving your mouth smelling minty fresh and your teeth looking top-tier.
While getting your cleaning, enjoy the modern amenities offered at Modern Dental's new offices—watch TV, listen to your iPod, or paint imaginary presidential portraits on the ceiling as you recline in comfortable dental chairs. Modern Dental closely adheres to standards of cleanliness and sterilization in its office, promising clients a positive dentist-going experience from start to grinnish.
Though Modern Dental on Sheffield is just opening, Modern Dental on Division makes Yelpers smile; they give it 4.5 stars:
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Chicago native Dr. Phillip Palella and his staff want their patients to have a relaxing experience at Modern Dental Chicago. Accordingly, they’ve fitted their cozy Lakeview clinic with high-speed Internet access, televisions in the treatment rooms, and headphones to cancel out any noise during general cleanings and root canals. Before patients kick back in the chair, they can check in quickly and paperlessly on an Android tablet and grab some juice or coffee from the refreshment bar. Dentists are also sure to set aside time at each appointment to explain all treatment options and relay any messages for the tooth fairy.