What You'll Get
After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a spa package that includes a 45-minute petite manicure, a 45-minute petite pedicure, and a 30-minute Swedish massage from Modern Elegance Spa & Salon (a $125 value).
Modern Elegance’s licensed crew of aestheticians and massage therapists polish nails and relax tense muscles with practiced ease. A 45-minute petite manicure rewards hard-working hands with an aromatherapy soak, giving cuticles and nails their day in the sun after weeks spent working nights as finger-puppet fill-ins (a $40 value). Toe technicians perform similar polishing or oil-buffing work, also administering a moisturizing massage in a 45-minute petite pedicure session (a $45 value).
Massage therapists’ deft digits gently but firmly pressure secessionist back muscles to remain in relaxing union through a 30-minute Swedish massage (a $40 value). The massage aims to release toxins from the body, as well as increase oxygen flow to tense blood vessels still holding their breath for a new Beach Boys album. On arrival, patrons can sink into Modern Elegance’s cozy leather seats, letting their eyes bask in warm lighting and ears strain to hear muted earth tones.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. May apply value toward upgrade. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.