What You'll Get
Excess weight—much like an ice cream truck with its music shut off, covered in camouflage, and driven by James Bond—can easily creep up on someone without warning. Defend yourself against sneak attacks with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a medically designed weight-loss program at Modern Life Nutrition in Artesia (a $329 value). The program includes:
- Personal coaching on nutrition (included weekly until you reach your goal) (a $99 value)
- Body measurements and analyses of body fat, metabolism, and hydration (a $49 value)
- 28 protein meals (a $108 value)
- Shaker, protein bag, and sea-salt shaker (a $13 value)
- Six-week supply of supplements (a $60 value):
- Calcium-magnesium (120 capsules)
- Potassium-calcium (100 capsules)
- Multivitamin (60 capsules) <p>
Led by Doctor of Chiropractic Stephen Curry, the team of wellness experts at Modern Life Nutrition creates personalized weight-loss programs that help patients lose an average of 3–7 pounds per week while maintaining healthy muscle mass and energy. The staff first collects vital information such as height and weight and then thoroughly gauges the client’s body fat, metabolism, hydration level, and cell-phone reception during lightning storms. Then, in weekly 15- to 30-minute, one-on-one nutritional coaching sessions, patients are free to ask questions and get feedback. The low glycemic-index diet aims to restore balance to the insulin-producing pancreas with meals rich in protein and slow-digesting carbs. A six-week supply of vitamin supplements and 28 protein meals set the dietary plan in motion; clients then return weekly for coaching sessions—and to purchase any additional protein meals (not included in today’s deal)—until they reach their goal or finish drawn-out tic-tac-toe games.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 17, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.