Though coveting thy neighbor's wife or underground sprinkler system is beyond the pale, longing for a mouthful of their cuisine is an understandable desire. Today's Groupon satisfies desires to eat from the table of our nation's neighbor: for $5, you get $10 worth of tacos, fajitas, and more at Moe's Southwest Grill. This Groupon is only valid at the Poplar Avenue location.
Moe's Southwest Grill is a friendly depot of good times and delicious eats, with an extensive menu of southwestern fare ready for customers to devour. The burrito selection lets you choose from grilled sirloin steak, chicken, ground beef, pulled pork, or tofu, and includes the Homewrecker ($6.99 original, $5.99 junior), which effortlessly destroys unions with an irresistible combination of beans, rice, lettuce, shredded cheese, pico de gallo, sour cream, guacamole, and meat. Quesadillas like the John Coctostan ($5.99) press meat, beans, and shredded cheese into a close-to-2D snack that squeezes the pico de gallo and sour cream out onto the side. Chips and salsa are free with every meal, but nachos ($5.59–$6.79) who've seen everything and now spend most of their time as motivational speakers at local high schools are also available. The Billy Barou nachos ($6.79) are an eyeful of grilled meat, pico de gallo, queso, beans, jalapenos, black olives, and more.
Beloved for its enthusiasm and customer appreciation, Moe's is the actualization of one man's dream of satisfying the tired, hungry, burrito-starved masses so eloquently memorialized on Lady Liberty's ankle tattoo. Every customer is greeted with a hearty "Welcome to Moe's!" that acts as an excellent preface to a delectable meal. Grab today's Groupon for a golden tortilla ticket to Latin food bliss.