Experimental dairy farmers attempted to produce chocolate milk in nature, but only wound up with cows that laid Cadbury eggs. Make your chocolate milk the old fashioned way with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of probiotic chocolate-milk mixes from MojoMilk online.
MojoMilk chocolate mix infuses milk with the added benefits of probiotics, which support a healthy immune system and promote digestive health. A single-serving of MojoMilk mixed with a glass of milk or milk substitute delivers 10 times more active cultures than yogurt and contains 60% fewer calories than Nesquik. MojoMilk packets arrive in boxes of 10, making enough milk to fill one regulation punch bowl or 10 regular-size glasses ($9.99). The chocolate mix contains only 20 calories per serving, which is far fewer calories than traditional chocolate-milk mixes and the exact amount of calories burned when you dream about running toward a chocolate-milk geyser.