Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle discs to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of American fare at Mojo's Famous Burgers, valid at both the Simpsonville and Greenville locations.
The rockabilly hamburglars at Mojo's wrangle premium aged beef, which they transform into gourmet burgers and showcase on the expansive menu. The Double Coronary ($9.79)—two patties, cheese, chili, bacon, and fried eggs sandwiched between two grilled cheeses—ferociously fights hunger, leaving it lost and searching for heart-shaped game pieces from Operation. Build-your-own burgers entice culinary architects to construct a Mojo's Skinny burger ($3.49) or a Chubby burger ($4.49) with all the skill and twice the beefiness of Frank Gehry, and hand-spun milkshakes ($2.75), hand-cut fries ($2.19+), and fried pickle chips ($2.49+) ensure that no burger belly leaves lonely.
Though founded in 2009, Mojo's exudes a classic cool captured in the rockabilly music that drifts through its shop and past the tattoo art adorning its walls. Eating challenges bolster Mojo's retro cred, and those who dare battle the Quadruple Coronary or the Widow Maker stand to win a T-shirt, their name on the menu board, and a high-five from the Earl of Sandwich's ghost.