Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties will erupt into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $79, you get a two-hour home cleaning from Molly Maid (a $170 value). The experienced expungers will de-gunk any home in their service area, which includes Savannah, Richmond Hill, Pooler, Tybee Island, Hilton Head Island, Bluffton, and Hardeeville.
Molly Maid dispatches an army of dependable and trustworthy grime-gunners throughout Massapequa and beyond, armed with its own professional cleaning products and a grudge against dust. Though many cleaners leave behind the antiseptic scent of bleach and artificial pine, the Molly Maid team uses natural products that won't harm your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, or the environment. These gentle, yet effective products will get your surfaces sparkly clean without damaging your furniture finishes or utility surfaces. Your expert housekeepers will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, scrub, wipe, mop, and sweep your floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They'll clean the encrusted Lean Cuisine from your microwave and fetch the browning banana from your sock drawer. They'll even scrub toilets free of feral lemurs and wash dirty nooks you'd never dream of cleaning. The company also offers a house-cleaning service guarantee, assuring that any potential mistakes will be corrected if you notify Molly Maid within 24 hours.
Two hours is the ideal amount of time needed to clean a basic one-bedroom apartment, a gently used summer condo, or a hall closet converted to accommodate a 500-bedroom dollhouse, complete with hospital-cornered linens.