Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties will erupt into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $35, you get one hour of home cleaning by two maids from Molly Maid (up to a $90 value). The experienced expungers will de-gunk any home in their service area, which includes Savannah, Richmond Hill, Pooler, Tybee Island, Hilton Head Island, Bluffton, and Hardeeville.

Molly Maid dispatches an army of dependable and trustworthy grime-gunners throughout the Lowcountry and beyond, armed with its own professional cleaning products and a grudge against dust. Your expert housekeepers will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, scrub, wipe, mop, and sweep your floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They'll clean the encrusted Lean Cuisine from your microwave and fetch the browning banana from your sock drawer. They'll even scrub toilets free of feral lemurs and wash dirty nooks you'd never dream of cleaning. The company also offers a house-cleaning service guarantee, assuring that any potential mistakes will be re-cleaned if you notify Molly Maid within 24 hours.