Make Sure Mom Gets Heard with Groupon’s The Mom-A-Phone

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Perfect Mother’s Day gift helps make your children more responsive to requests and commands

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Moms are doomed to repeat themselves, much like the former presidents cursed to spend eternity as animatronics. Never repeat yourself again with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • Make sure Mom gets heard with The Mom-A-Phone

Print out the voucher for free, follow the instructions to roll it into The Mom-A-Phone, and never go unheard again.

The Mom-A-Phone

You asked your kids to take out the garbage, but three days later it’s covered in cobwebs and starting to smell. It’s the age-old problem—children are tiny, and so are their ears. Try this experiment: plug your own ears with your fingers, so there’s barely any space around them for sound to get in. How well you can hear? That’s about as much sound as the average 7- to 15-year-old youngster can register with their still-growing ears. Childhood is full of trials.

Groupon's new innovation, The Mom-A-Phone, helps Moms make sure their message is heard while cutting down on avoidable punishments for neglected chores. The conical amplification system fits comfortably in front of the mouth, turning up the volume on Mothers' voices so instructions can fight through tiny ears clogged by sound-dampening ossicles, ensuring that requests will never be missed again. Moms delight in being heard, and kids feel relief after finally having direction in their lives.

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    Goose Island

    600 W Chicago Ave.

    Suite 620

    Chicago, IL 60654

    +18883755777

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