Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Protect the world’s illuminating sphere with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get an eye exam and a pair of glasses at Moman’s EyeCare in Gadsden (a $422.88 value including tax).
For 35 years, the professionals at Moman’s EyeCare have been poring over peepers while preventing, diagnosing, and treating eye ailments and prescribing corrective lenses. Moman’s optometric oracles specialize in working with children and ensure that youthful eyes stay healthy, recommending daily staring contests and muscle-building squints. After patients’ pupils are dilated for a thorough assessment, a refraction test helps calibrate corrective-lens power. Clients may choose single-vision glasses from a specific selection of frame styles. Shatterproof lenses are included, allowing irises to continue with opera lessons unafraid of destructive resonant frequencies.
221 Broad St.
Gadsden, Alabama 35901