What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most second-graders. Learn to understand back-based bliss with today's Groupon to Momentum Massage. Choose between the following options:
• For $31, you get a 50-minute Swedish massage (a $65 value).
• For $51, you get a 30-minute detoxifying ionic foot bath (a $50 value) and a reflexology massage with aromatherapy (a $75 value; a $125 total value).
Momentum Massage rolls its lightly oiled hands over strained endoskeletons to alleviate muscle tautness and relax congested craniums, all to the tune of optional soft music. The Swedish massage eases tense torsos onto a cushioned table as warm air slowly envelops the room and a mariachi ensemble tenderly whispers mournful ballads of lost loves and joyous weddings. Gently yet firmly, a skilled massage therapist begins with broad, flowing strokes until the nervous system is relaxed enough for the therapist to apply direct pressure to agitated areas. After the massage is complete, bodies will emerge from Momentum Massage's cocoon with a greater range of motion to spread their wings or reach for old boxes and dishes left on top of the basketball rim.
Patrons can soak their flippers in a detoxifying foot bath designed to strengthen the immune system and boost energy levels. By introducing a high level of negative ions in the water, the foot soak creates electromagnetic fields that draw out bodily venoms by triggering the body's natural healing processes. Afterward, olfactory organs are treated to an aromatherapy session with your choice of scents, while a reflexology massage rewards feet for subbing in for tired hands during piano recitals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for service purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Momentum Massage
At Momentum Massage, esthetician Courtney Parker has over 7 years of experience helping clients skin be more vibrant and youthful; microdermabrasion, chemical peels and waxing are her other strong suits. Momentum Massage's licensed massage therapists also use their experience to help heal an array of clients. Masters of many modalities, they often integrate elements of reflexology, hot-stone therapy, and craniosacral therapy into the sessions. Although the therapists excel at softening muscles and improving mobility, they also deliver less tangible benefits such as opening the body's energy channels, calming emotions, and clearing the mind of lost puzzle pieces.