What You'll Get
Cleaning house often runs up against inconvenient paradox: it can generally only be done by a robot butler, but a robot butler won't agree to move into a dirty house. Avoid snobby androids with today's Groupon: for $80, you get three hours of house cleaning from Momma Beck's Cleaning Services (a $165 value). Today's Groupon is valid in 17 counties.
Momma Beck's white-gloved sanitarians each bring at least six years of skill to their comprehensive roster of residential-refining services. During the course of three hours, each room endures a meticulous dusting, scrubbing, and straightening before tile, carpets, and break-dance circles surrender long-held grime. Momma Beck's polishes and disinfects the bathroom's toilet, tub, and mirrors, and kitchen counters, appliances, and cupboards will sparkle with a reflective sheen ideal for admiring biceps while power-lifting frozen turkeys. A six-step quality-control system grants customers a 100% satisfaction guarantee, and, afterward, Momma's crack cleaners lead homeowners through each inch of the domicile to ensure the utter evacuation of all clutter.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Not valid for exterior windows. Valid only within listed counties. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.